Show Archive 2017

January 7th, 2017 – Episode 330 – Corporate Favors: Tony sponsors this live show that he didn’t even show up to listen to (how rude), but it’s yet another show where I call businesses and inform them that they’re required to do favors for me because I’m with the corporate office. The opening song before the live part is Dance Floor by Apples In Stereo and the song in the middle is Fat Sluts by Rappy McRapperson.

January 11th, 2017 – Not Cool: Liam C. brings us something the Snow Plow Show rarely has – variety! In this show I do prank call requests, where a TruE-Green employee accidentally kills a lawn, a church lady attempts to get free drug supplies, a property manager keeps her cool even though she’s apparently about to explode, and we call up parents from a grade school auction. In the end we all learn a few lessons and become better people.

January 13th, 2017 – Live Saturday Morning Show: Today’s Friday The 13th show is sponsored by Pagan, which seems fitting. Today we call Petcos and make as many inappropriate corporate requests as possible. The opening music is by Jack Helloquinn and the ending music is Linear by Redbox and the Chilipeppers.

January 17th, 2017 – Candy Chocolate: Theknottyguy sponsors today’s show where we do a few prank requests that turns into an entire show of bothering Radio Shacks.

January 21st, 2017 – Blockbuster Is Still Gone: Today Stan Trucker brings us all a live show where I completely fail at a bunch of Blockbuster pranks, then I have severe audio and computer issues and end up rebooting the show a couple of times. Thanks a lot, STAN.

January 25th, 2017 – 7-Eleven Training Video: Honey Baby commanded me to shave about 90 minutes off the 3 hours of calls I did yesterday, so here’s most of the calls I made to 7-Elevens demanding ridiculous things. The opening bit is from the movie Wargames. The ending song is by Jack Helliquinn.

January 27th, 2017 – Live Caddyshack Show: Xander Fett presents us with this live show from Friday morning, where we call members of a country club and attempt to convince them that they’re racist for only using white balls.

January 31st, 2017 – Wow What A Difference: Today Broccoli Bear brings us all phone calls to video stores, which apparently thousands of still exist across the U.S.

February 6th, 2017 – Partytime Preshow: Finn H. brings us a live morning show where very few golf club members answer the phone, but at least there’s a few good ones.

February 8th, 2017 – Silent Auction Scams: Today is an educational show, where LoOoDaXFactor personally exposes a national string of silent auction scammers and we find out the shocking truth – that these auctions aren’t actually auctions at all!

February 10th, 2017 – Contractors Are Good Boys Yes They Are: Today’s live XYZ pre-show is brought to you by the one and only Matt Z. It’s because of him that the first 20 minutes or so are filled with disconnected numbers and technical issues, but then we get to say wacky things to contractors and home owners, so it’s totally worth the wait.

February 17th, 2017 – Eminent Domain: Here’s a 2 hour live show where we teach the general public a thing or two about how their local zoning department runs things. Today’s show is sponsored by RobbZombieStark.

February 20th, 2017 – Malfunctioning Employees: Day Man says he’s tired of waiting for the future to arrive, so in this episode I tell managers that they already have robots working for them.

February 22nd 2017 – Nothing But Voicemails: cncwizard was purposely misleading in today’s title, saying that this episode only has voicemails when it actually contains a bunch of old pranks, but that was for your own good so you’d be slightly less disappointed when you found out that this was a90 minute episode full of voicemails.

February 24th, 2017 – Fiddle Fucking: Jack off Daniels brings us a show of Facebook complainers, grocery store employees and a woman who lost $100 in a slot machine.

March 1st, 2017 – Blueprints: On today’s show, Xander Fett will be helping me return house blueprints to their rightful owners. Thanks, Xander Fett!

March 5th, 2017 – I Used To Live In Your House: Day Man used to live in your house and he left a few things behind. In this show we’ll listener to home owners lie to me and tell me they can’t find my expensive valuables hidden behind their walls.

March 7th, 2017 – Underground Servers and Amazon Drones: Today Benjamin P. helps us finally turn an ordinary citizen into a hero when he shuts off the power to his house to help restore North Carolina’s broken internet. We also lose a few Amazon drone packages and a listener attempts to defeat ISIS.

March 10th, 2017 – No Trucks: Andy brings us an hour and 40 minutes of voicemails, announcements, Patreon begging, phones ringing, answering machines picking up, and a couple of prank calls. Thanks Andy!

March 15th, 2017 – Prank Request Wednesday: In today’s show I go through the prank requests, calling cell phone customers, old people, job applicants, and more. You can thank Andrew Don-Farquimme sponsors for today’s silliness.

March 17th, 2017 – Saint Patricks Day Special: Myfirstbroom is responsible for this live show where I steal an idea of Sunshine’s to call homeowners and make sure they’re wearing green.

March 21st, 2017 – Tuesday Morning Blasphemy: King Eckbert brings you today’s hour of blasphemy where we call a bunch of the remaining Christian Family Store chains and try to convince them to do a few silly things before they go out of business forever.

March 23rd, 2017 – Hang Up The Phone: James S4 commands you all to hang up your phones so you can focus all your attention on today’s episode. Today’s opening music was by Userphan, which convinced me to do a full show of hang up the phone calls. The ending music is Then Slow by Rappy McRapperson.

March 25th, 2017 – Saturday Afternoon Blasphemy: Pagan sponsors today’s 3 hours of blasphemy and it’s completely his fault that it sounds like I’m toking nitrous for half the show because I accidentally had my EQ levels all weird. Today me and Sunshine spend hours saying goodbye to various employees and customers of a large chain store that’s about to go Radio Shack.

March 29th, 2017 – End Of Days: Timothy and Casper sponsor today’s show where I do one last round of calls to Christian stores that are about to go out of business. This was a live show that happened Wednesday morning.

April 3rd, 2017 – Clear Trash Bags: In today’s show, sponsored by Pat D, we talk to Canadians about clear trash bags, we say a quick hello to the gypsy guy, Bug Guy stirs up some deep philosophical questions from a Circle K customer, we get cursed at by a dog grooming lady over our foul language, and we do a quick test of the Lunk Alarm System.

April 5th, 2017 – Priority Mail Boxes and Stickers: Bob Vance tricks me into calling post offices and telling them exactly what I’m going to do with all the free stickers they will give me, but you can still blame Stan Trucker for this episode since he’s the sponsor.

April 7th, 2017 – Silent Auction Headphones and Purses: This week’s XYZ preshow contains a little less than an hour of calls to silent auction bidders, where you’ll hear a guy threaten to put a hole in me. Thanks, Theknottyguy, for sponsoring today’s death threats!

April 11th, 2017 – Silent Auctions and Piano Lessons: In today’s show sponsored by cncwizard, I attempt to finish up the list from the previous show, I do another list of silent auctions, and I attempt to give piano lessons over the phone.

April 14th, 2017 – Adopt-A-Highway Deadbeats: In today’s episode, Merch V. exposes a bunch of companies as deadbeats who are too lazy to take care of the responsibilities that they signed up for and they all just whine about how it’s the corporate office’s problem, not theirs. Gawd.

April 21st, 2017 – Uncle Runkles Adopt A Highway Show: Here’s Friday morning’s live show, out just a few days late thanks to today’s sponsor Jamie F. This is another list of adopt-a-highway businesses, provided by Uncle Runkle. I know shows are scarce this past week – more will happen this week. Don’t hate me for the delays.

April 26th, 2017 – Adopt A Highway: The Second Page: Today I complete an entire page of Uncle Runkle’s Adopt-A-Highway spreadsheet and we learn exactly what type of people are afraid of actual hard work. Thanks for sponsoring today’s show, Rand al’Thor!

April 28th, 2017 – Adopt A Highway:The Third Page: I wanted to do a show on a topic that’s fresh and new, but Neon insists that we stick with Adopt-A-Highway calls instead. It’s all her fault. Thanks, Neon!

May 2nd, 2017 – Distraction Services Inc.: Demimonde brings you today’s late episode, all thanks to the mixer audio issues that plagued me most of Monday. Today we call a few Dish Network ex-customers, we try to distract a few people, and we bother a bunch of people in Brown Magic’s extended family.

May 5th, 2017 – Customer Survey Friday: Today’s show is sponsored by Weird Shortwave Listener and the Commodore VIC-20. After we figure out who’s a good boy, we talk to convenience store customers and try to convince an employee that she’s a robot.

May 9th, 2017 – Who’s A Good Boy??: Lucklight brings us an entire hour of asking the question that’s been on everyone’s mind. Will we find out who the good boy is? I think we will, yes we will.

May 13th, 2017 – Saturday Morning Lawn Care: RobbZombieStark sponsors this short Saturday morning live show where we call a few homeowners and talk to them about the chemical reactions currently happening all over their lawns.

May 19th, 2017 – Tenants From Utah: Andrew Don-Faurquimmieey sponsors today’s show, which is chock full of satellite dishes, secret passages, and piles of dirt. Listen to a PLA prank in episode 50 of The Dick Show.

May 25th, 2017 – Tenants and Secret Meetings: Today’s show has some more Tenants calls, a few HoA secret meeting calls, and some confusing voicemails. Thanks for sponsoring this episode, Rhapsodyman2000.

May 27th, 2017 – Google Voice Verification: Today’s show is brought to you by Chris and Sarah, who want you to know how easy it is to trick people into giving you Google and Skype authorization codes by calling them on the phone and asking for the code. The ending song is Lord lord lord you sure been good to me by Jack Helliquinn.

May 29th, 2017 – Memorial Day Facebook Recovery: Today Rev insists that I bring you more verification calls, this time mostly to recover my Facebook account that somebody reported as fake, but THEY’RE the ones who are fake, hiding behind their computers and reporting my account anonymously like some bitch ass ho.

June 2nd, 2017 – Art Show Silent Auction: Today Jon T. gives us a few silent auction phone numbers, but FOD87 tries to take all the credit for it, just because he’s the sponsor of today’s show. Today’s intro and outro was JayDee’s 2017ish clip song that he didn’t name. Today’s background music was something called Mime Beat on the first half and Lawanda’s Magic Organ by The Pepitones on the 2nd half.

June 5th, 2017 – Gluten Free Fidget Spinners: Kuraz sponsors today’s show which is nothing but me calling up a listener’s employer and being weird at their coworkers. Thanks once again for the intro song, Kuraz. Sorry, JayDee, you don’t get credit for the intro anymore because Kuraz is the sponsor. It’s very greedy of him.

June 12th, 2017 – Railroad Tracks Everywhere: I attempt to do an entire show of listener requests, but end up building railroad tracks through everyone’s yards instead. Jamie F, the sponsor of today’s show, distracted me and caused me to forget to use the Rail Maze theme song as the background music today. Dammit, Jamie.

June 15, 2017 – Episode 375 – Aye Aye Aye: Matt Z. brings you a brand new show this morning, filled with voicemails, intros, promos, Patreon begging, an awesome new song by Steven Yucca called Roy Gherbil Rides The Metro, a review of an old movie from 1990, and a few short prank calls at some point. Enjoy!

June 21st, 2017 – Episode 376 – Number Neighbors: Today’s show contains Craigslist calls, RoyCo Roofing, some weird Uber thing, a very bitter ex-apartment manager, and we personally respond to a very weird voicemail. This show and all related bad karma are brought to you Queen Jodie.

June 26th, 2017 – Episode 377 – Text Door Neighbors: Lucklight brings you a full hour of terrible calls to number neighbors that don’t work out. Thanks, Lucklight!

July 1st, 2017 – Episode 378 – HoA Tub Time Machine: Jason B. brings us all an hour and 42 minutes of calls to homeowners, most who refuse to believe that a time machine is going to materialize in their living rooms. Today’s background music is the Cisco Call Manager Default hold music and then that creepy carny music during the voicemails. The opening music was Sensei Doug by 13code13. The ending music was called Roy Gerbil and Sunshine by Ruprecht The Monkey Boy.

July 6th, 2017 – Episode 379 – You’re A Real Winner There Aren’tcha Buddy: Today we call apartment owners and tenants with hijinks and shenanigans and just a little bit of mayhem, brought to you by Cncwizard.

July 10th, 2017 – Episode 380 – Sorry I Your Lawn: Wur5ty brings you the 2nd show of lawn calls we’ve done in the past week, plus voicemails, old stuff, a song that I should have played months ago, and a weird thing that happened to Brent Westwood on Mixlr once.

July 20th, 2017 – Episode 382 – Denial of Lawn Service Attack: Xander Fett brings you a few more lawn calls where we offer special deals for doing BOTH HALVES of your lawn. We also listen to voicemails and read a few emails, because everyone loves reading emails on a podcast. Thanks for the new intro song, Jack H!

July 25th, 2017 – Episode 383 – Stop Looking At Me: Hendrik G. wouldn’t stop looking at me until I did a show of Sensei Doug calls, so here you go. Today’s show is the first to include controversial new snake eye sensing AI technology.

July 27th, 2017 – Episode 384 – Cheating Wives Syrian Refugees and Hamtennas: Prepare for an hour of talking to apartment managers and killing just a small percentage of lawns, not the entire thing. Today’s show was fully funded, written, produced, and directed by Richard K. He also provided some much needed distraction services. Thanks, Richard!

August 4th, 2017 – Episode 385 – Perpetual Motion: In the 385th episode of TSPS, we continue with Apocalypse’s latest apartment list and try to convince a few landlords that I’ve invented a perpetual motion machine. I don’t want to spoil things for ya’ll, but not a single apartment manager is impressed with my invention, which can be blamed on William K. for sponsoring this episode.

August 9th, 2017 – Episode 386 – PLA Killed The Prank Star: BoboBob the HoboBob brings you the next hour of not exactly phone news, weird PLA music, me telling people to hang up the phone, and employees having a problem with me lounging around in the stock room.

August 13th, 2017 – Episode 387 – Sonic Boom Microwave Eclipse: Most of the calls in today’s show involve tenants behaving badly, but we also talk to a few Wal-Marts and listen to a bunch of voicemails. Tobiah I. is today’s Bringer of Shows. Thanks, Tobiah!

August 17th, 2017 – Episode 388 – Voicemails And One Hour Photo: Let’s call this episode an EXPERIMENTAL EPISODE, where the entire show is the voicemail segment with a few pranks mixed in. Today’s sponsor, Miguel F., did this to us.

August 20th, 2017 – Episode 389 – Tenants Live Show: Today Rev brings us a live Friday morning show where we call a few apartment managers and we return some calls to the photo lab.

August 24th, 2017 – Episode 390 – Tenants From 1967: Today, at Apocalypse’s request, I attempt to convince apartment managers that I dug up a family inside of a fallout shelter underneath my apartment. YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! This episode is fully funded by Buster C. and his ragtag gang of holligans.

August 29th, 2017 – Episode 391 – Charlie Loves You: This episode’s killer lawn calls are brought to you by FOD87. When you need your lawn accidentally killed…FOD87.

August 29th, 2017 – Episode 392 – Sorry I Peed On Your Door: Fun Society Arcade ordered me to do another show today, so I did. In this one I nicely apologize to people just so they can be jerks and yell at me for apologizing.

September 4th, 2017 – Episode 393 – Rest In Peace, Ted E. Bears: Today we start off with some numbers from Rev, then we do a bunch of important science stuff for the rest of the show. Derek J. sponsors this abomination.

September 9th, 2017 – Episode 394 Adopt-A-Road Scrap Metal: Fun Society Arcade brings you another one of those adopt-a-highway shows. Half of it isn’t live and the other half is. It’s so confusing.

September 13th, 2017 – 395 – King Richard’s Happy Dingtember Show: I’m mostly writing King Richard’s name in the title so you’ll blame him for not having enough new car dings in this episode. The first half is new stuff and the second half is old stuff, with a little Partytime thrown in the middle.

September 18th, 2017 – Episode 396 – Sunding: Toinetoine brings us a few car ding calls and some voicemails. The ending music is Come Monday by Ruprect The Monkey Boy.

September 20th, 2017 – Episode 397 – Genetically Modified Paint: Today you’ll hear me claim that technical difficulties are the reason I only did 2.5 actual new calls in this episode. Let’s all thank WilliamK for that since he’s the sponsor. At least the calls were both really amusing.

September 22nd, 2017 – Episode 398 – Shady Contractors Wanted: I did a live show today and it’s all because of Niekisch that I forgot to go live for the first couple of calls. Today we’re calling up city contractors and attempting to hire them for sketchy hush-hush type work.

September 26th, 2017 – Episode 399 – Chicago Invasion: I tried to do some new car ding calls today, but we used most of them up yesterday. (You can hear 2 of those calls on yesterday’s Hobosode and a several more on Partytime.) I think I got through to just 3 new people on today’s show, because of Ty A., the sponsor of today’s show. I also play some old car dings and voicemails and I get sidetracked a lot and ramble incoherently. It’s a good show. Thanks, Ty A!

September 28th, 2017 – Episode 400 – Homeowner Experiments: FOD87 and Compuserve bring you an hour or so of me scolding people about their hair and pretending to be an astronaut. What have I done with my life?

September 30th, 2017 – Episode 401 – Friday Dings LIVE: A moderately cool person named Phillip B. brings you a really quick live show where I actually manage to reach a few car ding roycipients who’ve been dodging my calls for weeks now.

October 5th, 2017 – Episode 402 – The End Of Dings Forever: This is a show sponsored by our good pal El Diablo. It’s got car ding calls in it, and one of them is even funny.

October 10th, 2017 – Episode 403 – Phone Tube Cleaning: JamesS4 brings you a show about nothing, where I pretty much just read emails and play voicemails and other peoples prank calls, but there’s kind of a fun bit at some point where I fail at convincing people that I’m a telephone lineman.

October 11th, 2017 – Episode 405 – Waymo Self Driving Doomsday Machines: The Real Krazy Kraz asked me to do something different for this show, so instead of pranks I did a bunch of telephone-based improv comedy with unwitting improv partners. In this show we help introduce Phoenix, Arizona residents to the concept of driverless tomfoolery.

October 23rd, 2017 – Episode 406 – Lt Tuck Pendleton To Ground Control: Scott brings you a couple hours of only a few people actually believing that I’m on the International Space Station. It’s weird, I thought this was way more believable than telling people that I’ve been miniaturized and injected into their body.

October 26th, 2017 – Episode 407 – Roycipient Story Hour: Those Roycipients, sometimes they just need someone to listen to them, and when the corporations aren’t there for them, that’s where The Snow Plow Show steps in. In today’s John P. sponsored episode, we get to hear a mother explain son coddling in great detail to us, a woman tells a crazy yarn about her husband thinking a CEILING is a good idea, and we hear the most insane CVS pharmacy story ever told.

October 28th, 2017 – Episode 408 – Whatcha Dooooooooin’: This experiment is sponsored by Frank Caller. Get ready to find out how the common person reacts to being asked what they’re doing.

October 30th, 2017 – Episode 409 – Halloween Allergies: Here’s a Halloween show mostly based on some article that Sunshine told me about and I just believed without even verifying it. This episode is sponsored by Goby, who takes full responsibility for RoyCo’s shoddy bookkeeping that leads to unhappy customers.

November 5th, 2017 – Episode 410 – Saturday Morning Live: Here’s a live Saturday morning show brought to you by Lion IX! In this show I call home about camping, drone deliveries, weird neighbors LOOKING at me, astronomy, lost mail from the 1980’s, and more.

November 9th, 2017 – Episode 411 – Lieutenants From Hell: Cncwizard brings you today’s hour of apartment prank calls FROM SPACE!

November 13th, 2017 – Episode 412 – The Corporate Officers Live Show: This is a live show I did Sunday evening, sponsored by Rand al’Thor. I streamed my game of GTA5 on Twitch for 3 hours, doing prank calls for the 2nd half of it, and then edited those down to the calls you hear in this episode. All of the calls are to a Pennsylvania convenience store chain, convincing employees and customers to do weird things. If you want to watch the gameplay that happened during the calls, the video is here – The calls start around 1 hour and 26 minutes and last until the end.

November 16th, 2017 – Episode 413 – Save Fifteen Percent On Your Car Insurance: Brown Magic saves us all 15 percent on our ding insurance in 15 minutes or more in this show where we call Geico Insurance agents and try our best to get flood insurance on our living room water turbines with about as much success as you’d imagine.

November 20th, 2017 – Episode 414 – RIAA Violations: Qtipz brings you a show full of disbelievers, but we all know they’re pirating massive amounts of music inside their homes. The microwave beams don’t lie.

November 21st, 2017 – Episode 415 – Calls From The Mayor: In the 415th episode you’re going to hear a lot of people who are obviously up to no good because why else would they have such a problem with having their voice on file at the mayor’s office. This episode is sponsored by Derek J. who I’ve confirmed has his voice on file with his local and state government, because he’s not a criminal.

November 25th, 2017 – Episode 416 – Pranksgiving All Night: FOD87 brings you my 4 hour shift of this year’s Pranksgiving 24-hour live prank show marathon. This is the live show I did on Thanksgiving night from 1am until 5am. It’s mostly unedited and includes all of the music that was played. I’m too lazy right now to list any of the songs.

Thanks to all the prank shows that participated this year, like Madhouse Live, Super Phone Bros, The XYZ Show, Mop Riding With Dwight, Partytime and The Art of Jiad Larking. Also, thanks to Prank Call Nation and all of the listeners that made it fun.

November 29th, 2017 – Episode 417 – Manly Go Cups: Teen Wolf Jesus brings us a few calls to Starbucks, where I do pretty much the same thing over and over and over. People are going to complain soooo much about this episode. Thanks a lot, Teen Wolf Jesus.

December 3rd, 2017 – Episode 418 – Table Tennis and Complainers: It’s finally time for you all to hear the brilliance of Friday’s live show where I attempted to call ping pong club members and barely any of them picked up. Thank our sponsor David J. for editing the 90 minute show down to just 32 minutes. After the live show there’s a few more calls and then approximately 3 hours of voicemails for that one guy on YouTube to bitch about. Thanks, ArbieBot from the PLA Discord, for filling in for me today.

December 4th, 2017 – Episode 419 – Monday Morning Butthole Winking: If there’s one thing that today’s sponsor Marcus H. loves, it’s butthole winking, so that’s why we’ve dedicated a full 90 minutes to nothing but that. Today’s intro is by Jay Dee and the outro is by Jack Helliquinn. Background music was Black Mages by Emergency Pizza Party and the full album of Magic Fly by Space, released the very same year that weird Japanese House movie was.

December 10th, 2017 – Episode 420 – I Lost My Weed Pipe: In the 420th episode of The Snow Plow Show I try my damnedest to find that elusive weed pipe, but pretty much everyone pretends that they haven’t even seen it. This show is sponsored by Xander Fett.

December 13th, 2017 – Episode 421 – Snow Vandals: Efin Reality is responsible for this show where I do the same prank repeatedly for an entire hour. Get ready to hear a bunch of guilty people claim to be innocent.

December 16th, 2017 – Episode 422 – Flashing My Corporate God Card: I did a live show today and it’s all BoboBob the HoboBob’s fault. In this show I call businesses as corporate and flash my corporate god card all over the place and I get way more cooperation than I expected to.

December 17th, 2017 – Episode 423 – Drawcember: Niekisch causes way too many shows to happen this week. This one is a live show where listener tell me what to accuse people of writing on my car windows in the snow.

December 21st, 2017 – Episode 424 – Amazon Pooper: Today’s sponsor is Michael D. who asked if I could do an idea of King Richards, so hopefully they’re both happy that I called people and demanded to use their bathroom.

December 23rd, 2017 – Episode 425 – Li’L Cricket: In this show we talk to many employees and customers of a business built on copyright infringements and trademark violations, and we ask the question that’s been on everyone’s mind lately – do you know who Jason Segel is? Brown Magic is the sponsor of this episode.