It’s Sunday, so of course that means calls where people write on my car in the snow, they build unauthorized snowmen in my…

Today I call a list of numbers on Twitter that was compiled by MustBeTheMeds. I get to impersonate Melania Trump, Andrew Wang, John…

The neighborhood from the last show has been warned about me, so I move on to some people looking for a mall job,…

Today’s show is mostly from a list of Roland’s neighbors, who don’t appreciate me lying in their yards, delivering their packages too far…

Today we’re talking about LIFE HACKS and how they can SAVE YOU MONEY! This episode is brought to you by Edvard G, Looshkin, Delorean…

Bell Telephone’s star employee, Tim Henson, attempts to fix some mistakes for customers, only to yelled at and threatened with lawsuits. This extra-angry…

Santa has some problems controlling his elves and his sleigh in today’s show. It’s brought to you by Omni, Dirty syringe, Fun Society Arcade,…

Merry Christmas! On Sunday afternoon I did a live show of mall Santa adventures and it was fun. It was over 3 hours…

Every Christmas season, mall workers across the world have to deal with Santa’s giant ego and his rock star personality. This show is…

Every 100 episodes I create a “best of” show that features the best calls of the past 100 episodes. Today’s really long episode…