Lucklight brings us an entire hour of asking the question that’s been on everyone’s mind.  Will we find out who the good boy is?  I think we will, yes we will.   Mistadobalina by…

Today’s show is sponsored by Weird Shortwave Listener and the Commodore VIC-20.  After we figure out who’s a good boy, we talk to convenience store customers and try to convince an employee that she’s a…

Demimonde brings you today’s late episode, all thanks to the mixer audio issues that plagued me most of Monday.  Today we call a few Dish Network ex-customers, we try to distract a few people,…

I wanted to do a show on a topic that’s fresh and new, but Neon insists that we stick with Adopt-A-Highway calls instead.  It’s all her fault.  Thanks, Neon! Today’s background music is The Hotline…

Today I complete an entire page of Uncle Runkle’s Adopt-A-Highway spreadsheet and we learn exactly what type of people are afraid of actual hard work.  Thanks for sponsoring today’s show, Rand al’Thor! Dumb opening…

Here’s Friday morning’s live show, out just a few days late thanks to today’s sponsor Jamie F.  This is another list of adopt-a-highway businesses, provided by Uncle Runkle.  I know shows are scarce this…

In today’s show sponsored by cncwizard, I attempt to finish up the list from the previous show, I do another list of silent auctions, and I attempt to give piano lessons over the phone. Join…

  This week’s XYZ preshow contains a little less than an hour of calls to silent auction bidders, where you’ll hear a guy threaten to put a hole in me.  Thanks, Theknottyguy, for sponsoring today’s…

Bob Vance tricks me into calling post offices and telling them exactly what I’m going to do with all the free stickers they will give me, but you can still blame Stan Trucker for this…

In today’s show, sponsored by Pat D, we talk to Canadians about clear trash bags, we say a quick hello to the gypsy guy, Bug Guy stirs up some deep philosophical questions from a…

  Timothy and Casper sponsor today’s show where I do one last round of calls to Christian stores that are about to go out of business.  This was a live show that happened Wednesday…

Pagan sponsors today’s 3 hours of blasphemy and it’s completely his fault that it sounds like I’m toking nitrous for half the show because I accidentally had my EQ levels all weird.  Today me…

James S4 commands you all to hang up your phones so you can focus all your attention on today’s episode.  Today’s opening music was by Userphan, which convinced me to do a full show…

King Eckbert brings you today’s hour of blasphemy where we call a bunch of the remaining Christian Family Store chains and try to convince them to do a few silly things before they go out of…

Myfirstbroom is responsible for this live show where I steal an idea of Sunshine’s to call homeowners and make sure they’re wearing green. The opening bit is from something called Good Kids.  Thanks for the clip,…

In today’s show I go through the prank requests, calling cell phone customers, old people, job applicants, and more.  You can thank Andrew Don-Farquimme sponsors for today’s silliness. The opening clip is from Family…

Andy brings us an hour and 40 minutes of voicemails, announcements, Patreon begging, phones ringing, answering machines picking up, and a couple of prank calls.  Thanks Andy! JIAD is looking for someone to do…

Today Benjamin P. helps us finally turn an ordinary citizen into a hero when he shuts off the power to his house to help restore North Carolina’s broken internet.  We also lose a few Amazon…