It’s time to revisit the days of my youth, back when I’d call up post office customers and tell them to install wheelchair…

In today’s show we do a few podcaster tenant calls, then some grandma calls and we end with some dick slappin’. This one…

Several listeners email me their grandma’s phone number so I can impersonate them and make things awkward for all involved. I didn’t really…

Thanks to Mongolian Guy we’re returning to the dog park today to talk etiquette, poop, super heroes, and more. This show is sponsored…

It’s the very first show of February which is always a special occasion. In this one I have Carol’s assistance in changing people’s…

We’re digging holes tonight. This show is brought to you by EET FUCK, Boca Recovery Center, anagle009, Omni, and Fun Society Arcade. Show…

Exactly 5 years ago Lee sent a request for me to prank all 3 gyms in his neighborhood. He probably quit listening forever…

It’s Sunday, so of course that means calls where people write on my car in the snow, they build unauthorized snowmen in my…

Today I call a list of numbers on Twitter that was compiled by MustBeTheMeds. I get to impersonate Melania Trump, Andrew Wang, John…

The neighborhood from the last show has been warned about me, so I move on to some people looking for a mall job,…

Today’s show is mostly from a list of Roland’s neighbors, who don’t appreciate me lying in their yards, delivering their packages too far…

Today we’re talking about LIFE HACKS and how they can SAVE YOU MONEY! This episode is brought to you by Edvard G, Looshkin, Delorean…

Bell Telephone’s star employee, Tim Henson, attempts to fix some mistakes for customers, only to yelled at and threatened with lawsuits. This extra-angry…

Santa has some problems controlling his elves and his sleigh in today’s show. It’s brought to you by Omni, Dirty syringe, Fun Society Arcade,…

Merry Christmas! On Sunday afternoon I did a live show of mall Santa adventures and it was fun. It was over 3 hours…

Every Christmas season, mall workers across the world have to deal with Santa’s giant ego and his rock star personality. This show is…

Every 100 episodes I create a “best of” show that features the best calls of the past 100 episodes. Today’s really long episode…

Today we’re going to make a few people some offers they can’t refuse because we don’t know how to say no. This show…

In today’s episode some apartment managers get the most exciting days of their careers, dealing with perpetual motion machines, frictionless apartments, non-existent cats,…

Prankgiving happened for a full 24 hours and it was the usual amount of Pranksgiving fun. I did a live show last night…