FOD87 and Compuserve bring you an hour or so of me scolding people about their hair and pretending to be an astronaut.  What have I done with my life? Sign up with Compuserve.  Mention…

I did a live show today and it’s all because of Niekisch that I forgot to go live for the first couple of calls.  Today we’re calling up city contractors and attempting to hire them…

Today you’ll hear me claim that technical difficulties are the reason I only did 2.5 actual new calls in this episode.  Let’s all thank WilliamK for that since he’s the sponsor.  At least the calls…

Toinetoine brings us a few car ding calls and some voicemails.  The ending music is Come Monday by Ruprect The Monkey Boy. Download PLA’s 2017 Ringtone Pack Go listen to Madhouse, XYZ, and Partytime from…

I’m mostly writing King Richard’s name in the title so you’ll blame him for not having enough new car dings in this episode.  The first half is new stuff and the second half is…

Fun Society Arcade brings you another one of those adopt-a-highway shows.  Half of it isn’t live and the other half is.  It’s so confusing. Radio Shack still kind of exists Tae Kwan Douglas Video…

Today we start off with some numbers from Rev, then we do a bunch of important science stuff for the rest of the show.  Derek J.  sponsors this abomination. PLA’s brick page which hasn’t…

Fun Society Arcade ordered me to do another show today, so I did.  In this one I nicely apologize to people just so they can be jerks and yell at me for apologizing. The…

This episode’s killer lawn calls are brought to you by FOD87.  When you need your lawn accidentally killed…FOD87. Someone, possibly Ed Bassmaster, put murd0c on the news The old cell phone commercial from the…

Today, at Apocalypse’s request, I attempt to convince apartment managers that I dug up a family inside of a fallout shelter underneath my apartment.  YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!  This episode is fully funded…

Today Rev brings us a live Friday morning show where we call a few apartment managers and we return some calls to the photo lab. Listen to the latest episode of Calls of Mass…

Let’s call this episode an EXPERIMENTAL EPISODE, where the entire show is the voicemail segment with a few pranks mixed in.  Today’s sponsor, Miguel F., did this to us. Starbucks finds out that this…

Most of the calls in today’s show involve tenants behaving badly, but we also talk to a few Wal-Marts and listen to a bunch of voicemails.  Tobiah I. is today’s Bringer of Shows.  Thanks,…

BoboBob the HoboBob brings you the next hour of not exactly phone news, weird PLA music, me telling people to hang up the phone, and employees having a problem with me lounging around in…

In the 385th episode of TSPS, we continue with Apocalypse’s latest apartment list and try to convince a few landlords that I’ve invented a perpetual motion machine.  I don’t want to spoil things for…

Prepare for an hour of talking to apartment managers and killing just a small percentage of lawns, not the entire thing.  Today’s show was fully funded, written, produced, and directed by Richard K.  He…

Hendrik G. wouldn’t stop looking at me until I did a show of Sensei Doug calls, so here you go.  Today’s show is the first to include controversial new snake eye sensing AI technology….

Yesterday on Patreon, Michael W. claimed this old show from 2015 is one of his favourites. I’m not sure I believe him since he spelled it like that, but I’m posting this show today…

Xander Fett brings you a few more lawn calls where we offer special deals for doing BOTH HALVES of your lawn.  We also listen to voicemails and read a few emails, because everyone loves…

Bob Murphy sends in a small list of ham radio operators who refuse to adhere to the official rules of handy talky users, which are only there for everyone’s safety.  Thanks for sponsoring today’s…