Show Archive 2016

12-30-2016 – Peeing In The Carpet: Chris and Sarah, who both pee in their carpet because they drink from go cups too much, give you today’s Snow Plow Show where I tell landlords about my unfortunate toilet problem.


12-26-2016 – Ultra Violent Paint Jobs: On today’s show Jeff brings you about 30 minutes of high pitched background audio noise as we call home owners and notify them that they have no say in the matter of painting their roof.


12-23-2016 – Fridays Live Wacky Morning Show: Phillip B. brings us a completely perfect error-free show, which was a live Friday morning show where we talked to various homeowners about Christmas related problems. You know, just regular neighbor-type stuff.


12-21-2016 – This Is A Prank Call Goodbye: Today Sean L. brings us a show full of people who hate America and think that their own phone numbers are more important than President Trump.


12-19-2016 – The Robots Are Coming: In today’s episode we continue telling employed people about how robots will be stealing their jobs. Thanks for sponsoring this one, Kody A! I hope your job isn’t taken by robots for at least another 5 or 6 years.


12-13-2016 – Additional Square Footage: Today Jamie F. brings you a show all about maximizing the square footage in your apartment dwelling. This show has some great tips on managing your living space, such as removing supporting walls and digging under your apartment building to gain thousands of square feet for FREE!


12-11-2016 – Amazon Drone Deliveries: Andy brings us a Sunday show full of old people who refuse to embrace our automated future of Amazon delivery drones bringing packages to their houses. The opening music is Flip The Patties by Rappy McRapperson and the ending song is Fuck Christmas by Andy Shernoff, who is no relation to our sponsor Andy. HOW WOULD THEY EVEN BE RELATED BY A FIRST NAME, YOU IDIOTS?


12-07-2016 – Hot Water Heater Issues: Today’s show features about an hour of me stressing out apartment managers, all thanks to Brad The Producer.


11-30-2016 – Not In Stevedave’s Backyard: It’s myfirstbroom’s fault that this is the third show in a row that I’ve been calling homeowners and presenting them with scenarios so ridiculous that they rarely believe me. In today’s show we install cell towers in peoples yards, we preach the gospel of recycling, and we beg people for Thanksgiving leftovers.


11-27-2016 – Divorced Dad of 2: Today we call up a few more home owners from the same directory as earlier this week for some post Halloween calls. It’s Greg T’s fault that I’m just now doing post Halloween calls in November. Thanks, Greg! The ending song is The Hotline by The Pool Boys.


11-21-2016 – Bad Neighbors: On today’s show we talk to a lot of inconsiderate neighbors who do things like keep their TV on loud every night, mow their lawns with extra noisy mowers, and a bunch of them don’t even recycle properly. This episode is brought to you by Nicholas W. The ending song is STFU by Filthy Frank.


11-15-2016 – High School Graduate Really Messes Things Up: I would have done about 13 shows this past week, but High School Graduate messed up JUST LIKE ALWAYS. Today’s show has less pranks than usual, but the important thing is that there are a lot of voicemails.


11-07-2016 – The Texas Prank Call Massacre: This show should have been released on Friday, but LoOoDaXFactor spilled a Four Loco all over the central computer here in the situation room and it took all weekend to clean up. This was a live show from Friday, where I called homeowners who weren’t home and told them that I was in the process of cutting down all their trees.


11-02-2016 – The MeowsWow Sensei Doug Business Monopoly Homeowners Spectacular: Today MeowsWow brings us a couple different lists from Phreak Show Steven, where I get to monopolize every business in a small town and then talk to a few homeowner rule breakers.


10-27-2016 – Runaround and Rigmarole: Greg T. will be to blame for the murder charges when the “I’ll find you” guy from this show actually finds and kills me. Today we fail at selling meat and we accuse apartment dwellers of drawing on the sidewalk with chalk like a bunch of holligans.


10-24-2016 – Stolen Halloween Decorations: Today we call a few home owners who’ve put up stolen Halloween decorations, we throw peoples mail in front of a bulldozer, and we mildly annoy a youth pastor. All this is thanks to today’s show sponsor, Kuraz. When you think of youth pastors dealing drugs, think of Kuraz.


10-18-2016 – Social Engineering Crash Course: Today Chris and Sarah are going to teach us all how to social engineer top secret customer information from companies that will always assure you that your information is completely secure. Today’s ending song is Me Time by Busdriver.


10-15-2016 – The Very Last Dingtember For Real This Time: Jason B sponsors a quick 3 hour show where we clear out this year’s Dingtember voicemail box to make sure every single roycipient has been called. The ending music is that one Go Cup song by Reefer Badness.


10-11-2016 – FOD87’s Short Show: FOD87’s Short Show is brought to you by FOD87. When you need a show but don’t have enough time to do a full hour, FOD87 has got you covered! In today’s show, we call a few more lube job customers and then there’s a pet store call just kind of thrown into the middle of the show inexplicably.


10-07-2016 – RBCP Lubes Up His Cactus: Today we talk to a few tire and lube customers, and it’s all thanks to everyone’s favorite sponsor, Tony in Arizona.


10-03-2016 – This Is Not A Dingtember Show: Adam H brings you all one last show of car ding calls, but it’s in October, so this definitely isn’t a Dingtember show. Thanks, T K Billington for another copyright violation-filled intro song.


09-29-2016 – Nobody Calls Me Stoopit: Today may or may not be the very last day of Dingtember. If it is, you can blame Milkbrain, who is today’s sponsor.


09-27-2016 – The Last Week of Dingtember: Mr. Taco sponsors the beginning of the end of Dingtember 2016 so basically he’s partially to blame for the end of Dingtember. In today’s show we learn that getting your car fixed in a timely manner is a higher priority than stopping child slavery. The ending song is Debaser the Cat by Emergency Pizza Party.


09-21-2016 – Geocaching and Delivering Babies: William S brings us over an hour of calls to car ding roycipients, each one more absurdly self-centered than the last.


09-23-2016 – Dingtember The 23rd: Guess what we’re doing today? Car ding calls, for an entire hour! If you’re tired of car ding calls, blame Stan Trucker, because he’s the sponsor of the show. Only one week of them left, though!


09-19-2016 – RBCP Hides Behind Phones Cause He Ain’t No Real G: High School Graduate sponsors today’s show, which was actually Friday’s show and this whole clusterfuck is all his fault. Thanks, High School Graduate! This is a show full of car ding pranks and threats from Randy.


09-14-2016 – Elky’s Big Dumb Dingtember Show: Toyesterday Elky brings you all another hour or so of car ding prank phone calls, the hilarious pranks where listeners get to leave apologetic notes on cars with my phone number and I get to deal with the fallout from the notes. In this episode you’ll hear me insult old people and creep on young girls. It’s a great time for the entire family.


09-13-2016 – Man, The Temerity of You: In today’s snow, Chris and Sarah bring us another hour of car ding pranks that include the usual paradoxes, aluminum ladders and werewolves.


09-09-2016 – Life Threatening Car Dings: And on the 9th day, Jack off Daniels brought us yet even more car dings…


09-07-2016 – Dingtember Moonshine and Gas Syphoning: Tony in Arizona sponsors the very special 300th episode of The Snow Plow Show, which was a live show full of car ding mishaps. The opening song was Cactus Smoke’s PLA Radio Song and the ending song was the Lick Your Own Butthole Party Dance by Rappy McRapperson.


09-05-2016 – Chiropractors and Def Leppard Music Videos: Mr. Taco sponsors the 299th episode of The Snow Plow Show, where our group of test subjects respond to increasingly bizarre situations and we compare their reactions to the control group.


09-02-2016 – Confederate Flag Belt Buckle: Jeff brings you our very first car ding episode of Dingtember! The car ding segment is shorter than expected, since a few people weren’t answering, so after the break we switch to asking 7-Elevens about their Crystal Pepsi shipments.


08-31-2016 – RoyCo Construction Strikes Again: Today Pat D sponsors a show where I call people at work and let them know about horrible disasters that have befallen their domiciles. I know it sounds horrible, but it’s not me, it’s Pat D. That’s my new slogan. Thanks for the list of numbers, Jasper Flax, and remember, people, when you go into a meeting, you need to acknowledge the situation and then make your exit. The ending music is Look At Your Phone by Key of Awesome.


08-26-2016 – Blooptooth Headset: Julian sponsors today’s show of internet customer problems. Thanks, Julian! I chopped nearly an hour out of this live show and I definitely did not make a lady cry in this episode.


08-23-2016 – The Fee Fee Show: Today’s show is sponsored by Gobygobygoby. This is a live show that happened Tuesday morning/afternoon while the roofers at my house added the extra challenge, once again, of talking to people while a bunch of hammering is happening in the background. In this show, I call customers of an internet provider who’ve recently called tech support.


08-16-2016 – Roofing Karma: Here’s a live show that happened last week, sponsored by Honey Baby. This is the sequel to the schooner show that happened the day before, but I was lazy about getting it edited since I thought it sucked. Blame Honey Baby.


08-14-2016 – Synchronized Pooping: Mike U sponsors today’s live show. It’s his fault that I fell off a few roofs, dragging Chad down with me once, and that I’ll never see my beloved childhood porn collection OR my dead pets again, and it’s his fault that white people refuse to apologize for their actions against me. Thanks, Mike U.


08-11-2016 – I solemnly swear that I am up to no good: Kludo sponsors nearly 52 entire minutes of prank calls to schooner club members, with at least one wacky scenario involving Carrot Top.


08-05-2016 – The Human Pigeonpede: Today Nate and Di, in your eye, sponsor the best show about pigeon racing club members that I’ve ever done. I can’t tell you the last time I pranked pigeon racing club members so well. I bet you I’ll never prank pigeon racing club members like this ever again.


08-04-2016 – Hooch Calls To Homeowners: Hobo Joe is the sponsor of today’s Hobo Joe Snow Plough Show. Today I call up homeowners and do the same 2 pranks for an hour. The ending song is Harassment by Redbox and the Chilipeppers.


07-31-2016 – Happy Birthday, Sunshine, The Earth Says Hello: FOD87 sponsors this birthday show for Sunshine, where we call some more pet grooming customers, a few more homeowners association members, and I get to talk to a dog again, but the dog is really lame and the conversation goes NOWHERE. It’s FOD87’s fault that these show notes are so short.


07-29-2016 – RBCP Is Out Of His Tree: Milkbrain sponsors this show where we call pet owners who took their dogs in for grooming and let them know that we accidentally killed their dog. OMG, it’s so funny when they cry!


07-27-2016 – Make America Great Again: This show was supposed to have a bunch of roofing-related Pokemon Go pranks, but Kyle M. completely ruined it and didn’t let any of the calls work. What a big jerk. But at least a bunch of these roofing calls are somewhat amusing.


07-22-2016 – Dart League Secret Show: Buster C. makes today’s secret show possible by supporting The Snow Plow Show. In today’s show we call people who hang out in bars and play darts so much that they decide to create teams who win by having the dumbest team name possible.


07-21-2016 – I Don’t Like You: Stalin Without The Charm brings us a show full of me not liking people. Prepare to be surprised at how much people care that a random person they don’t know doesn’t like them. Thanks for the idea, McSkat, and Happy Birthday, Stalin!


07-15-2016 – Anti Fun Petition: Today BoboBob The HoboBob brings us lakefront homes that are petitioning against all the damn boats rushing by.


07-12-2016 – The Last Show I Ever Do: Stan Trucker is responsible for employees only being mildly annoyed with me in this show where we do some return scams at K-Mart.


07-09-2016 – Gene Editing With Haircut Customers: Today Chris and Sarah bring you nearly an hour of calling customers of a haircut business and either amusing or infuriating them.


07-05-2016 – PLA Killed The Prank Star: Gizmo is the reason this episode gets completely sidetracked, starting with homeowner calls and ending with return desk confessions.


07-01-2016 – Enjoy The 4th Today: Ty A. sponsors today’s show where I call more apartment managers. ┬áThe song on the beginning and the end is A Lullaby For Mr. Bear by The Doubleclicks.


06-27-2016 – Dead Rodents and Goats Blood: On today’s show, Jeff causes the show to be released a day late, we call a bunch of apartment managers, and we talk a little about sovereign citizens and the hilarity they bring us.


06-24-2016 – Tenants From Heil Hitler: In today’s show, Steven W. causes us to call landlords and weird them the hell out.


06-21-2016 – Southland Corporation Manager Monday: Kody A. sponsors today’s show which is actually an elaborate ruse called Friday’s live evening show (not to be confused with Friday’s morning show) where I called a few more rotary club members and then made a general nuisance of myself to 7-Eleven clerks all up and down the west coast.


06-17-2016 – The Rotary Club: In today’s show, sponsored by Robert S., we call members of a rotary club. You won’t believe what happens next!


06-12-2016 – Sensei Doug Gets Dishonored: Julian J. has completely dishonored Sensei Doug’s entire family by being the sponsor of today’s show. Listen to this show if you’d like to hear me to do the same joke repeatedly for 98 minutes straight.


06-09-2016 – Getting Myself Squared Away: Today’s show is sponsored by High School Graduate and features tons of square dancing. You can’t go wrong with a podcast about square dancing.


06-07-2016 – No Girls Allowed: Kelli S. is the sponsor of today’s show, where we call up members of a Men’s Club and present them with various wacky situations. This is the 2nd part of Friday’s live show.


06-03-2016 – Bob Murphy: Stan Trucker is the person you should blame for today’s show, filled with calls to dog park members, pizza customers and a few more bridge calls. Stan apologizes in advance for this show, but assures you that better things will happen later this week.


06-01-2016 – Who’s A Good Boy?: Honey Baby is the responsible party for today’s atrocities against dog parks and dog owners. Honey Baby is the person whose ears perk up when we excitedly ask WHO’S A GOOD BOY?? Honey Baby is the sponsor of today’s show, where we call a bunch of people from a dog park member list. Yes, apparently there are dog parks with member lists.


05-26-2016 – Heartless Condo Owners: In today’s show you’ll hear shocking revelations, caused by our sponsor FOD87, where you’ll find out that all condo owners are racist and heartless and don’t have a problem with children eating soup made from their own tears.


05-23-2016 – Bridge Club Shenanigans: Here’s a live show, sponsored by Stalin Without The Charm, where we call members of a bridge club in an attempt to pay off our loan shark.


05-18-2016 – Dirty Gypsy People: Today’s assault on condo owners and ballerinas is sponsored by BoboBob the HoboBob. In today’s show we call a few people who’ve signed a petition to keep out the hobos, and we call mothers of ballerinas until I get busted.


05-13-2016 – Skooling Some More Teachers: Russian composer Alexander Scriabin decided that it would be hilarious to put the voicemails back into the middle of today’s show to fool listeners into thinking the show is over and not hearing the last 30 minutes. Don’t fall for his tricks, though. In today’s show we call up a bunch of teachers and say weird things that make them hang up.


05-12-2016 – Civil War 2016: In today’s Default Cecil sponsored live show, RBCP schools some teachers and starts a civil war with Laugh Track Matt’s show which I guarantee will end with Zax’s head on a stick. Not a threat, Zax, just a promise.


05-05-2016 – Oh Your Grapefruit: Gizmo sponsors today’s show, which is the reason I’m posting it a day late. This is mostly a live show where I try to convince people at work that I’m at their house and I’ve just removed their roof. Nobody I talk to seems to see the humor in this.


05-03-2016 – Permit Applications: Stan Trucker is the sponsor of today’s show where we call people who’ve filled out event permit applications and present them with various wacky situations. This show also contains the world premiere of El Hombre’s new single titled Under Your House.


04-28-2016 – Lube Job Customers Still Aren’t Angry: Today is yet another episode of car dealership prank calls where nobody gets very angry or confused about our calls to them. You can thanks Ty A. for that, who is the sponsor of today’s show.


04-24-2016 – Falling Off The Potato Wagon: UtahKurt is responsible for RBCP falling off the potato wagon today and calling up a bunch of lube job customers who refused to get angry about the horrible things I did inside their cars.


04-18-2016 – 987214-A: Milkbrain sponsors today’s show where we talk to homeowners about their roofs and their front yard in ground pools.


04-14-2016 – Microwave Beam Experiments For Science: Jeff sponsors today’s educational edition of The Snow Plow Show. Thanks, Jeff! In this episode we notify members of a homeowner’s association that we’re beaming microwaves at their house and there’s nothing they can do about it.


04-07-2016 – Post Office Upgrades: Today Chris and Sarah bring us calls to a restaurant customer and then a bunch of post office customer calls to tell them about our amazing new E-Box Mail ™.


04-04-2016 – Merging With HQ: Ben Hard sponsors today’s show, which means it’s all his fault that this show didn’t happen last week. In today’s show we have a talking to with some Goodwill auction bidders about fraud and some eBay buyers about honesty.


03-28-2016 – Trick Ass Ho: Today BoboBob the HoboBob brings you a show completely identical to last week’s show. Thanks a lot for that, BoboBob the HoboBob.


03-25-2016 – Grocery Store Complainers: Stan Trucker sponsors this show, filled with people who just can’t be happy with their local grocery store no matter what.


03-18-2016 – Californian Water Thieves: Reefer Badness brings you today’s show which once again raises awareness about the drought in California by confronting people who overuse their water for stupid things like showers and drinking.


03-15-2016 – Christmas Lights in March: Kludo sponsors today’s show where we talk to a few neighbors about their Christmas lights, we follow up with sidewalk complainers, and we listen to old sheet music calls.


03-13-2016 – Old Stuff You’ve Already Heard: Today’s show of old crap is sponsored by Gizmo! It’s all his fault that I’ve been too sick to do shows lately. Thanks a lot, Gizmo. I’m hoping things will return to normal in the PLA Situation Room in the next day or two.


03-03-2016 – Sidewalks Are Stupid: Today’s sponsor is Lee W! Woohoo! In this episode I call up residents who are TOTALLY AGAINST the new sidewalk that’s going up on their street. We also learn that Hollywood is full of thieving jerks.


03-01-2016 – Go To Bed and Sleep: Ben Kilburn sponsors this live Sunday night show, where I call up home owners and try to get them excited about science, but mostly fail at it.


02-26-2016 – The Lost Episode: Todd L. is responsible for summoning the phone gods to watch over today’s show, resulting in me breaking an important rule of prank calling. In today’s show we tell landlords about the underground hatch we found in our hallway.


02-21-2016 – Home Owners Hate The Walking Dead: Miguel F. completely screws up the intro of today’s show. Thanks, Miguel! In today’s show we call up home owners and notify them about serious infractions.


02-16-2016 – Ten Digits Later: Utah Kurt sponsors today’s show where you hear some new shoe customer calls, listener poetry, and then old crap. We also world premiere El Hombre’s brand new single.


02-11-2016 – Gravitational Spacetime Nipples: Gizmo sponsors today’s show where we call up shoe customers and tell them they’re suspects in murder investigations.


02-09-2016 – Anti-Vaxxers Unite: Today’s live YouTube streaming show is brought to you by Neon from 976neon.com, who is fully to blame for any audio issues that might arise in this episode.


02-05-2016 – GPS Tracking and Water Hoarding: Jason B. sponsors today’s show where we install GPS trackers on cars and we yell at Californians for wasting all the water.


01-31-2016 – PLA Radio 10 Year Celebration: Bryan W. sponsors this 10 year anniversary show about PLA Radio. Even though PLA Radio only did shows for 6 years, today marks the 10 year anniversary of me (RBCP) doing podcasts. This show goes over each episode of PLA Radio and plays clips from most of them.


01-26-2016 – Pave The World: Mark W. E. sponsors today’s show where we sell gym customer information to the Chinese government and we campaign for Donald Trump. I had my mic turned up way too loud for the first half of the show. I’m sorry about that. It’s Mark W.E.’s fault.


01-21-2016 – Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki: Default Cecil insisted that I do a show with a bunch of failure in it, so I did. In this show I tear off a few more roofs and I become the focus of a criminal investigation in New Jersey.


01-16-2016 – Distraction Services Inc.: Rhapsodyman2000 is responsible for today’s show falling a full 10 minutes short of our usual 1 hour goal. Thanks a lot Rhapsodyman2000! In today’s show, you’ll learn the original true meaning of the word cactus, we call a lunk and a pot hole complainer and we find out that people rarely care when I try to distract them.


01-12-2016 – Snow Plow Odyssey: Today’s show refuses not to be religious, so don’t blame me for it. Blame Miguel F, who is today’s sponsor. In today’s show you’ll hear me lose my weed pipe AGAIN, and then I get lectured by a guy who worships Shania Twain or something like that.


01-07-2016 – The Salmonella Special: Chris and Sarah sponsor today’s show filled with pizza customers that were submitted by listeners a really really long time ago.